Why is he sitting like that?

Well he must be HORNy

literally!

he's not called 'RUSSIAN SANTA' here. did you mean 'uncle frost' cause that's how we call him here. you probably meant that

well if i use the real name then you americans will know im Russian spy

i'm not american. i'm russian you idiot

how was a supposed to know that?

well. IDK?! MAYBE BY MY DISCORD PROFILE?!

so g_user_100179989388863866010 sounds russian?

i can't think of any username i'm 100% pure trash

im looking at it without clicking it dont see how its russian

the name

hahhhh 🤦 okay okay

Must feel nice...

i mean sure if your into that kinda thing

No, it is, just a brown one

the horn is under him LOL

IT'S A CUICOOOORN
Everyone:

you spelled unicorn wrong

RIDING A HORSE...

Hold up..