Why is he sitting like that?

Well he must be HORNy

literally!

No, it is, just a brown one

Must feel nice...

i mean sure if your into that kinda thing

he's not called 'RUSSIAN SANTA' here. did you mean 'uncle frost' cause that's how we call him here. you probably meant that

well if i use the real name then you americans will know im Russian spy

hahhhh 🤦 okay okay

i'm not american. i'm russian you idiot

how was a supposed to know that?

well. IDK?! MAYBE BY MY DISCORD PROFILE?!

im looking at it without clicking it dont see how its russian

the name

so g_user_100179989388863866010 sounds russian?

i can't think of any username i'm 100% pure trash

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well that is an anal all right

if thats a unicorn...

IT'S A CUICOOOORN
Everyone:

you spelled unicorn wrong

the horn is under him LOL

RIDING A HORSE...

Hold up..