Trump Translate

I did not do that

Translation:
Oh yeah, I did that

I did not have sexual relations with that women.
Translation:
Oh yeah, I did have sexual relations with that women.

We are building a wall and mexico is paying for it.
Translation: we are building a wall and we're gonna pay for it
We're gonna ban flavoured vapes.
Tranalation: no we're not.

Read my lips, no new taxes.
Translation:
Oh yeah, new taxes.

We could do this all day, the problem is who is now in power.

It's everyone that lies. Punish them all when you catch them.

That is funny as hell.

You had to go back 22 years!

Then you pick up a statement over sex, when Trump has lied about a federal crime.

Nice work!

If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.
Translation:
Oh yeah, you cannot keep your doctor unless we let you.

Healthcare plans every year change and force people to use different providers.

17 million more people had health insurance after the ACA went into effect than before.

LOL, changing the topic from the Lie of the Year doesn't make it any less of a lie.

Not a smudge of corruption.
Translation:
Oh yeah, it was corruption.