The real reason for the closed door sessions

The real reason for the closed door sessions | WE WILL ONLY CALL WITNESSES
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2 ups, 4w
At least you got this meme in before the closed doors sessions end in 2 days...

Now we can at least hear Trump's own staff testify on live tv against their boss before they too get fired.
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1 up, 4w
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1 up, 4w,
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...sorry, were you expecting some other way of prosecution where you call on witnesses who'll have no bearing on the case at all?
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3 ups, 4w,
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That's what they've been doing so far. The last few testimony transcripts are hilarious! My favorite is Laura Cooper who testified that her knowledge of the Ukraine call stems from it's public release, and that she had not seen it prior to that date. She then testified that she had never spoken to the President or his chief of staff about the call. She then explained that her knowledge was the same as anyone who read the transcript for the first time.

Per her testimony, the only thing she knew about quid-pro-quo was what she heard from Bill Taylor, who said that he heard it from Tim Morrison, who Bill said heard it from Gordon Sondland, who Bill said heard it from the Ukraine President (who denied it).

It was like reading a comedy sketch! The dems called her as a witness! It's like credibility has no meaning to them!
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2 ups, 4w
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2 ups, 4w,
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I hope they don't call me, I got nuthin
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2 ups, 4w,
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3 ups, 4w
Hollywood has enough 2-bit hacks making movies. Schiff is directing yet another remake.
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2 ups, 4w
Sure sure sure bud. Good luck with all of that. I'm still holding out for trump to get booed out in 2020
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2 ups, 4w,
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You got da goodz, don't lie.
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2 ups, 4w,
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I waz in on that phone call too, it all started when trump thought he was ordering perogies and sausage from Skip the Dishes, man was he confused when he didn't get his order.
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2 ups, 4w,
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And you dare betray him after he gave you a job as US Ambassador to the UN despite having no experience other than making Thai ice teas at Phuk Khing Yhu in Manhattan where his daughter(/future wife if it was legal and she was still 18) brunches on Tuesdays, tax deductablely for business purposes?
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2 ups, 4w,
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I just gave him a picture of me with "TIME MAGAZEEN" scribbled in crayon accross the top and I was in like a baby mushroom in a porn stars hoochie.
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2 ups, 4w,
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Oh wow, wonder if he'll add that to his massive collection of magazine cover mock ups honoring him as bestest everything since God's nuts knocked 15yo Mary up?
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2 ups, 4w,
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It's actually a filter app on his phone, whenever he takes a selfie, boom, it says "Time, person of the Galaxy"
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2 ups, 4w,
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Kinda like a Snapchat thingy, cept mag covers for potbellied aging manbabies instead of bulging eyes and kitty ears for empty headed hoochies on the fast road to no future?

hahaha, I finally UV's the OP meme. We're on a roll and it's a way better read than the usual brainless "Don't pick on muh Trump, he's Jayzuz" claptrap we see on these things.
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2 ups, 4w,
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It has become quite the religion on here as of late. Some of these guys are actually really in deep, it's a sad funny.
2 ups, 4w
Dang beat me to that pic, hahaha.

It's a friggin cult. Like are alcoholic beverages and medical hemp illegal where they live? I'd suggest they just go rub one off to relax, but I worry they'll do it to Putin shirtless and get even more deranged...
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0 ups, 4w,
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Not a cult , invasion of the Body snatchers
1 up, 4w
Enjoy.
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0 ups, 4w,
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The witnesses who exonerated the President won't be recalled . Kangaroos and Witches , oh my !
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1 up, 4w,
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Again, it shouldn't be news to you that witnesses who don't add to your case are not generally called upon in any legal situation.
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0 ups, 4w,
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Not the way things go these days
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1 up, 4w,
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No, it really is. Exoneration means you want to disprove the witnesses that form the prosecution's case; the witnesses who don't have nothing to do with anything.
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0 ups, 4w,
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Most of the witnesses have nothing to do with anything , mostly hearsay and opinions .
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1 up, 4w,
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They're the diplomats he was supposed to use! Do you know how I keep telling you that what Trump claimed he was trying to do entails a channel of communication through our State Department to do it legally? These people are literally that channel of communication testifying that he left them out of the loop when he wasn't supposed to.

That. Is. The. Entire. Case. Right. There.
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0 ups, 4w,
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It's still all hearsay and opinions
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1 up, 4w,
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He HAS to use the foreign service. If he cut them out of the loop, that is already a problem. So the exact fact that it's hearsay and not "I was briefed as the attaché that I am" - that's evidence.
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0 ups, 4w
Pouring more fuel on a dumpster fire
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