Clown shoes

oh the set up! Fortunately I've learned to control that impulse. Wish there was a spoiler feature, I would place it there as it's nsfw.

*looks over and over again* Not seeing it

I haven't mastered baiting yet. Still practicing! ;)

You pushed the issue!!!

In spite of my better judgement

Bipedalism.

;P

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The rumor on the street is it's your driving skills. You should try and heed those California 'illegals dashing across the road' warning signs. How many have you killed, Octavia? How many poor crushed souls?

Kissing girls

tip, dont use too much tongue or non at all to start..

Swimming. I can swim, but very clumsily and I quickly run out of breath because I don't breath properly while in water. Diving, on the other hand, is something I'm much better in.

Same

Functioning like a normal human

You're a sandwich that can type. That's pretty awesome.

True, true

texting, have never done it

I would take a picture of my flip phone if it had a camera in it lol

Sewing and Cooking

What am I going to do with the likes of you? You can't live off saltlicks.

diving. Ive always been scared to try it and no-one ever pushed me to

I promise you, if I were there, I'd shove you into a pool, no worries.

Shoving is not diving. but if you did, id pull you right in

I'd be much quicker than you. I'd shove you in three times, at least, before you had a chance and anticipated it.

I have scientific data that proves I'm right. I did it to my little sister for years. She's so terrified of water that she no longer showers. Mission accompanied.

im no little sister.

Okay, I conceed you'll be quicker than I assumed.

If you mean jumping off a backyard pool, just do it. Believe in something, like Kapernick, even if it means sacrificing everything.

i guess i just never decided to try it. i was afraid to dive when i was little, but maybe ill try it someday.

Beating Minecraft without cheating.