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Bad Pun Dog Meme | MY HUBBY'S A SEAL; HE'S AWAY ON A MISSION, BUT HE SENT ME THIS TOY TO KEEP ME COMPANY; "ALLAH-SNACKBAR!" | image tagged in memes,bad pun dog | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Absolutely! god give the chosen ones life and food, and bury the non-believers and the gutter farmer trash.
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So God is responsible for the low income people who are recruited and end up with high rate of suicide, "friendly fire", drug abuse, and mental problems? Nahhh, that's a cop out. It's just the result of trauma of poor brown people killing other brown people for the benefit of neocon warmongering for oil and arms sales. What a good obedient goy repeating your hollow slogans.
Gee i would love to hear your views on blacks and asians, you sound so enlightened.
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Which semites are those?
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Why did you say he said something anti-Semitic?

1. He didn't.

2. Arabs and other assorted Middle Eastern Semites are Semitic (hence why they're called "Semites").

3. Your assumption is indicative of anti-Semitic assumptions, namely yours.

4. You are a racist.
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Oh no, senile Dimby replied to the wrong comment yet again.

Confused much, geezer?

And it looks like Jefferson restored my in alien sable roids to discussion with the psuedo intellectual reject about weally deep stuff n thangz.

Watch as Dimby tries to pretend it's well versed in what it wasn't able to address for two days prior.

Watch Dimby talk Protestantism incognito as some sort of secret truth it alone has the deluxe secret decoder ring to decipher.

Watch Dimby dismiss pagan stories then regurgitate them exactly the same only his is truff.

Watch Dimby not even know Satan was never mentioned of in the Garden.

Watch Dimby come back and pretend it knew the Serpent God, Satan, Lucipher, the Devil, the Beast, the anti Christ and Obama aren't the same thing.
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Poow widdle Dimby thought I was all about da widdle Judeo/Cwistian imitation of Zoroastrianism?

The God you stole from the Jews is a copy of the Iranian God.

Wait till I tell you how the Serpent God in Eden was the original good God in that tale - AS IT ITSELF STILL PORTRAYS HIM TO THIS V-V-VERY DAY,..,

Are we learning how this year's God is whatever we look like?

You silly, silly pompous twit.
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Rights? What are those? Meh, I'll just ask Jefferson for a refund.

Toots, I ain't having a discussion witcha, you are an ignorant Zionist racist, PERIOD.

Love it when you get your stupid trap shut so badly you can't even try to dip into your 1940s insult starter pack, let alone utilize your fabulous faux smug psuedo-intellectual copy paste skillz.

Herp-a-derp, chump.
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Oh no, senile Dimby replied to the wrong comment yet again.

Confused much, geezer?

And it looks like Jefferson restored my in alien abled roids to discussion with the psuedo intellectual reject about weally deep stuff n thangz.

♦ Watch as Dimby tries to pretend it's well versed in what it wasn't able to address for two days prior.

♦ Watch Dimby talk Protestantism incognito as some sort of secret truth it alone has the deluxe secret decoder ring to decipher.

♦ Watch Dimby dismiss pagan stories then regurgitate them only its identical retelling is truff.

♦ Watch Dimby not even know Satan was never mentioned in Genesis.

♦ Watch Dimby come back and pretend it knew the Serpent God, Satan, Lucifer, the Devil, the Beast, the anti-Christ and Obama aren't even the same beings.

This is done. Thanks fer playin, ya perplexed fairytale gobbling ignoramus.

Hope Santa - 'scuse - St Nicky is noice ta ya this Chri'mas.
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Are ya saying it's unrelevinting you?

Love how ya git all triggered cause after 2 days the limits of yer dimwittedness prevent ya from doing otherwise.

Ain't Canuckada offer yous free med care, or is psych not part of that shiny package?
Ooopsie, my bad, as if ya can git that over up yonder in the wilds o' Northern 'Berta, eh, beta cuck?

Drink away, you lumbering oaf (see what I did there?), I still got me some burrs to stick up your distended [w]rec[ked]tum (see what I did there?).

[smiles in gloating]
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You need me to break my sentence down for you, Dimbwit1972?

Are you still ranting about something? I thought you Canucks were a pretty mellow lot.
Is it about your Germanicized Roman Pagan godS? Did I hurt Its widdle feelz?

And where's my 4 other reply/hissy hits from you?
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Yes, TWO replies to a FOUR day old reply for your THIRTEEN to me because your last had no reply option.

Then again, you're the dimwit that thinks others block you from replying, so you haven't figured out why the 'massive' multilple tally of two.

Whatsamatter, Dimby, no 8 replies from ya today, you gittin tired?
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The silly ignoramous still crying over what it doesn't know?

Why not ask your special friend in the sky who thinks you're so swell HE'll let your Romanized Pagan Hinterland Barbarian ass into the cloud castle so you can whine about me for eternity to fill you in about HIS Chosen people and the rest of the sons of Shem who simply are not you, you silly, silly drunken geezer?
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WHOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! 3 triggered replies to 1 comment - the subject of which you've failed to address because as usual, you fail at everything you do in this facsimile of what you call a life.

Not my fault that you have ZERO knowledge of the people the God that is not yours chose to be HIS Chosen. Then again, He did NOT reveal Himself unto you far off hinterland swine for a reason (the minions of the thieving corrupter Son of the Jackal seated in Rome), unless wild goat men in the forest fhucking your soon to be wives are another manifestation of the Word made Flesh, eh Canuck?
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Alright, Dimby goes straight to Yahoo 1990 for a standardized archaic buzzword retort classic.
My feelz, is recovery possible from all that dust?

Ooh, and a twofer? Not quite four, but ye're gitting thar agiyn.

How's the weather in Canuckada?
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Follow me here, this is going to get complicated for your winderfully oxygen deprived microbe brain:

Ahura Mazda ... Mithra
Yahweh ... Yeshua bar Abba
Ahura Mazda > Yahweh
Mithra > Yeshua bar Abba
- down to Mithra's 12 Attendents

You capicheing me on this, bombaclot Babylon?

Yadda yadda and Horus, Sol Invictus, and Hare Krishna, and that Hindu Triad too.

But no worries, ye have foundeth ye olde truthe, and God just so happens to look like you.

Father, Son of a Jackal Bitch, Holy Joke.

FREE BONUS:
Google the REAL meaning of what a Magi is.
HINT:
They came from the same country that the first Messiah - and the only Gentile one - came from.
HINT #2:
The Christian concept of Apocalypse came from them too.
HINT #3
The concept of Paradise not only came from them, the word itself is theirs.

Silly, silly little Germanicized Roman Paganized Judeo pretender.
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Those are THREE different memes, you dingbat, and only 1 reply per 4 of yours (that's why most of yours never got a reply, cuz I ain't even looked at em yet).

Lay of the hootch, ya senile twit, it ain't doin ya good.
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Do the wispers of your mirror scream TOO loudly?

4 days and counting of you having a meltdown to compensate for you being too ignorant to know what a Semite is, other than something to holler when someone says something mean about Israel's oppressive and murderous policies.

And in those 4 days, you've - 'surprisingly' - said nothing. Other than cry like the colicky beta cuck you are.

This pleases me.
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Ooooh lookie, NOW Dumby1972 IS trying to pretend it CAN respond to that it cannot understand because the basic facts are just too simple to be a shiny magic ticket to Bowling With The GodSSSSS 4evuh.

We've never been over this ever, Babylon bloodclot. Your Germanicized Roman Pagan corruption of the religion of THE Chosen (of which you are not) is 'unrealLevant' (see what I did there?).

Too bad I didn't get past the first line, I'm sure it would have been a swell read.

Dinner beckons.
I'll catch your 4 screaming replies to my 1 comment later and may very well reply to 1 of them, chump.

Toodles
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It's a joy to watch Dimby think this is a pissing contest over who got the invisible fairytale friend in the sky's name right, and each step away from his Protestant 'truth' he thinks he dangles some awe inspiring ultimate secret which will be allowed to only the select worthy few, as determined by Dimby himself, cuz he so woke, yo.

I don't have a belief in any Gods - scuse - I ain't got a RELATIONSHIP with any Gods, including the one that resides in the vast expanse of noxious gas betwixt your ears, you silly, silly child.

This begins to bore me?
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tl;dr

No, silly, it is NOT a discussion, it's you trying to use your faux smug to cover for your ignorance.

"pffffffffft, I knew that shiz already, yo, I wuz jus testin ya cuz my buddy, god, told me that's the way to go, durr durr"

But do keep pretending, faker, 'tis a delight to watch you trip over yourself like the rusted windup circus monkey toy you are.
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Can you name one neocon who is semetic? Those claiming to be Zionists even are not semitic. They are white.
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Oops... should have said of European ancestry, not "white". I'm not an anthropologist. "The term "Caucasian" has often been used in the United States in a different, social context to describe a group commonly called "white people"."
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You seriously need to look up "Semite," ya Zionist racist.

Here's some fun factz to start you on your way:
Not only are Arabs and other Semites in the Middle East Semites, since they've remained in the Middle East they are far far far purer Semites than the 2000 year European diluted invaders who just returned. That's why they look more Semitic than European. You starting to catch on how this works?

But looks aren't everything you're going to say?
True, like the Lemba of Zimbabwe in the pic, Jews who exhibit a higher frequency of the Cohen Y Chromosome genetic marker than those European infused scattered. Oh, and they just number 70,000. So far far far less than Euro Jews and not persecuted for millenia, yet less genetically diluted.

Jewish, smewish, go figure.
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