Batman And Superman

I actually submitted this meme a while back, so there you go!

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The ability to see one second in the future, but only while asleep.

Well nobody's breaking into Boma's house in the middle of the night! Good pick, I'd be good with it

The ability to exhale carbon dioxide

Super speed i guess?

Fork... Oh wait... I forgot about my own super power.
I literay can't feel any cold. So... Welp...

...As opposed to a normal superpower?

Yep

The ability to run a mile in under 11 minutes

So...I'm a superhero?

Be careful! You don't want the public to know that you're a discount superhero!

Infinite knowledge...about ducks and gooses...but only those specific animals

Flying for 2 hours per 20 hours of Zumba

Hyperactivity! Coffee powered super SPEED!

The ability to shoot cotton balls out of my Fingertips.

Getting people to stop making sounds.

The power to give EMOTIONAL SUPPORT

The powers to have strong wifi anywhere lol

that’s on godly levels of power

Turning milk into chocolate milk lol godly

He said discount bin, not superman level

The ability to turn a gray hair back to its original color with a single touch.

Yeah, I guess so lol!

The power to make Friends

Give me options! I can't work with this!

My dreams seem like weeks.hey, its better than most of the crap on tv today lol jk