IT'S ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERIES, ISN'T IT? WHY ARE WE HERE? I MEAN, ARE WE THE PRODUCT OF SOME COSMIC COINCIDENCE? OR IS THERE REALLY A GOD? WATCHING EVERYTHING? WITH A PLAN FOR US AND STUFF? I DON'T KNOW, MAN. BUT IT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT. YOU EVER WONDER WHY WE'RE HERE?