Alarm clock, pets, kids, the rooster crowing at the rising sun? What's your signal that it's time to start the day?

I need to pee

An alarm clock of some sort, whether an actual clock or my internal one, whichever goes off first. Or a toddler if that counts as an alarm clock :)

Lol. Only the best alarm clock, I have 4 that wake me up at various intervals through the night until morning. *Yawn* tired? me?

I cant tell you how many times my internal clock says "wake up", its every other day at least!

The escort shoves me and demands payment.

;)

Parents

When if feel like

How does that work out with your job?

My shifts vary some days i go in at 8 am sometimes 4pm sometimes 12:30 pm.
Usually 2 or 3 to 9 pm

Suicidal thoughts, I'm afraid...

Tinkle time.

My cousins, mostly.I just want to get that extra half hour of sleep....BUT NO! (Heres todays example)

Cousin 1, running into my room: "Dad!Dad!"
Me: "Im not your dad!Im your cousin!"*Looks at clock* "And its 3:00am!What do you want?!"
Cousin 1: "Candy?"
Me:"No!ITS THREE AM!GO TO BED!"
Cousin 1:"Hmmm.... how about milk?"
Me: "I'll get you some tomorrow at breakfast!Just go to sleep!"
Cousin 1: "Eggs?"
Me *Is about to cry* : "No!Its THREE A M!Huh?wait, wheres the other one?Your sister.....Where?She asleep?"
Cousin 2: Dad!Dad!
Me: Im not your dad!Im your cousin!And what do you want?
Cousin 2: "Im hungry!"
Me: "Une otra!No!Dremate ya!"(<-Spanish: translation: Another one!No!Go to sleep now!)

*repeat this conversation a few times before I finally get them to sleep*

Me: "Ugh...."*Checks time*"Its...its 5am......how the- time dosnt work like that!Ugh!Whatever, I'll get one more hour of sleep, then!"