Lacey the grudgy teen

I tripped on the sidewalk and put a hole in my jeans

So let me get this straight, you're trying to tell me that it could've been worse?

What are you talking about I am talking about my bad luck

I know that.

That's not the worst thing that happened to me

ok

I crashed into a car riding my bike

ouch!

Put a dent In the side of the car and me

If fact, I kinda felt better

Really my pain cheers you up

Not like that. But figured out the lesson is that it could've been worse.

Ok

Note to self: my brain is broken but wasn't like that yesterday

Concussion maybe?

Probably from stress

Ok

What's next?

The time I got hit in eye with a baseball

I say the one were you said that you got hit with a baseball is worse

Yep the only time I got a bloody nose

Yea that's really not good, but you're okay

It's was only for a second

Do you still think you are unlucky

Not as much now

Ok

It's just how it is

Yep it is

Trust me, I think I'm the most misfortunate person on the planet

There is worse

How?

Me

oh

Well i mean Africa

The children of Africa?

Sure

ok