The house is on fire!
Where?
Somewhere!
Let's put it out then
Ok, just give me your credit card!
What, why?
Shaniqua needs reparations!
What's that got to do with...
And give me your guns! And your truck!..
What the...
Quickly, the fire is spreading! Trust me on this !!

This is what man made climate change apologists sound like

Just keep slinging spaghetti against the wall. I am getting older. It is YOU that will pay the bill. I will watch and collect my Social Security. So have at it younglings.

fun fact when it gets cold during the winter, glaciers gain mass before losing twice that amount gained for the rest of the year

also 'it's cold' isnt a particularly valid argument, 1 degree celsius is pretty cold, but ice isnt going to form at that temperature in a controlled environment