PIZZA WON'T DIVORCE YOU.
PIZZA WON'T BETRAY YOU.
PIZZA WON'T CHEAT ON YOU. 
PIZZA WON'T FIGHT WITH YOU. WHY DON'T PEOPLE JUST MARRY PIZZA? | image tagged in guy eating pizza | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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OUR RELATIONSHIP WILL LAST FOREVER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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PIZZA!  OF COURSE IT'S PIZZA | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THE "SCAB" PIZZA IS OUR BEST SELLER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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MAKE MY SCABS EXTRA CRISPY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I'M WORKING ON IT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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OH GOODY. I'M SO EXCITED I GOTTA PEE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I TOOK MY PIECE OF PIZZA AND THEN SHE TOOK HERPES | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Ok...that was awesome!!! LMMFAO
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It is
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so true! good one
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its like jesus put his foot on my chest.
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No pineapple for me either, but I'll gladly take anchovies.
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Because you cant duck a pizza
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I have no argument against it.
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Hey, pizza isn't perfect. If you pick the wrong one, it can give you precisely enough shit to kill you. (e.coli, salmonela, colesterol, high blood pressure, etc.)
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Finally, a pizza that took longer than half an hour!
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PIZZA WON'T DIVORCE YOU. PIZZA WON'T BETRAY YOU. PIZZA WON'T CHEAT ON YOU. PIZZA WON'T FIGHT WITH YOU. WHY DON'T PEOPLE JUST MARRY PIZZA?
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