TRIGGER WARNING: Incredibly sarcastic. Except for the chocolate milk ban. And the voting age lowering / ban.

Why Chocolate milk ban

They're trying to look out for the health of the children. So they say.

Its milk

And there you go.

Yeah, but it has corn syrup or something.

I hear chocolate milk is what they do if the milk has bloody clots and other disgustingness to it.

I ain't joking. It's why I stay away from milk. If a cow is found to be sick, their milk has gone out for days.

Fair enough

Who cares

The same people who eat meat and tell you not to do so.

Yep. They pay hundreds for a fancy meal at a restaurant

Exactly. Nothing *inherently* long with that (other than what the heck kinda 5* restaurant are you eating at), just don't condemn me for eating at one table over.

Exactly.

The victims of the dairy industry, that’s whom!

What can possibly be healthy about weaned humans drinking breast milk that’s designed for another species to drink? Especially when the utters of those cows are usually infected! But, of course, they only want to ban chocolate milk because the chocolate is bad, not the milk. I always hear (and witnessed when I went to NYC public schools) about public schools in blue states shamelessly promoting dairy to kids with all kinds of hip marketing fads, like the “Got milk?” and “Milk it!” campaigns.

I had to copy & paste this to show both of you why milk is bad.

There's also a mutation in north American cows that european cows don't possess, I remember reading about.

"Milk does a body good" The milk industry had to deepsix that slogan because they couldn't prove it.

What’s that mutation? Does it have anything to do with buffalos?

Ban in schools.

Probably should've specified that in the meme. Oops!

What can possibly be healthy about weaned humans drinking breast milk that’s designed for another species to drink? Especially when the utters of those cows are usually infected! But, of course, they only want to ban chocolate milk because the chocolate is bad, not the milk. I always hear (and witnessed when I went to NYC public schools) about public schools in blue states shamelessly promoting dairy to kids with all kinds of hip marketing fads, like the “Got milk?” and “Milk it!” campaigns.

Actually, it would be problematic for kids with too much dairy to be voting!