WAR HERO... THE ORIGINAL FLASHHEART; GIVING A TALK AT AN UPMARKET GIRL’S SCHOOL ABOUT HIS TIME AS A PILOT IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR. “SO THERE WERE TWO OF THE F***ERS BEHIND ME, THREE F***ERS TO MY RIGHT, ANOTHER F***ER ON THE LEFT,”; HE TOLD THE AUDIENCE. THE HEADMISTRESS WENT PALE AND INTERJECTED:; “LADIES, THE FOKKER WAS A GERMAN AIRCRAFT."; ” SIR DOUGLAS REPLIED: “THAT MAY BE, MADAM, BUT THESE F***ERS WERE IN MESSERSCHMITTS.”
