For my 21 million point meme I give you "The Redneck Letter". Thank you all for your continued support!!!

For my 21 million point meme I give you "The Redneck Letter". Thank you all for your continued support!!! | DEAR REDNECK SON: I WILL WRITE THIS SLOW BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T READ FAST WE DON'T LIVE WHERE WE DID WHEN YOU LEFT HOME DAD READ THAT MOST | image tagged in redneck letter,memes,21 million points,funny,thank you everyone,milestones | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THIS IS MY DAD HE USED TO USE THE "I WILL WRITE SLOW SINCE YOU CAN NOT READ FAST LINE" | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Thanks for sparking a memory ... in honor of my Dad.
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Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | GLAD I COULD HELP YOU OUT BRUTHA | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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i.imgflip.com/2fcyhe.gif (click to show) Thanks and cheers to you to make me think of him again. Been gone for 13 years now.
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NO PROBLEM...I JUST LOST MY MOM IN FEBRUARY SO I KNOW HOW IT FEELS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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sorry | SORRY TO HEAR THAT... I LOST MY MOM 16 YEARS AGO. | image tagged in sorry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WE'RE IN THE SAME BOAT BRUTHA | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Thanks...and to you too.
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I had that exact same dog in the pic above, she died in February as well.
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nece
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Way to go! 😎👍
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:o)
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"Dear Mom, I can't write, as you know, so I'm reading you this letter instead. I am good. Everything here is pretty good. I hope you are good, too. I got a job from a man I met at the Memphis bus station. His name is Leroy Stanke, pronounced just like it sounds, and he is a billionaire traveling incog neato. He engaged me as his personal valet and will pay me at the end of the month. Incog neato means I'm not supposed to talk about it, I guess.

We mainly walk around town, looking for what Leroy calls recycling opportunities. Leroy also has a small grant from the city for keeping count of the pigeons and making adjustments as he sees fit. It's steady work and we always have food. There's no formal reporting, which is nice. He don't need the work, of course. It's more like a public service.

Memphis ladies are kinda snooty, sad to say. I was doin' ok with one named Betty, I thought, til she start askin' me for money. I told her maybe end of the month and she stopped talkin' to me. Her brother came at me with an axe! Go figger.

God is smiling on me. Thanks for the jacket and I got two pair of underwear now, so I can swap em out every week. I will get pants on my first payday.

I'm sorry to hear bout Uncle Bobby Ray. Damned if that fortune teller didn't get it exactly right though! Tell Raylene I'm real proud of her. Tell Dad I'm proud too.

Now I'm all curious to know who died in that pick-up truck. Sounds like Carl and Obediah. They was neither one ever too good with knots.

I'm sending this to the old address and hope they will forward it to your new. If you don't get it, don't worry. I'm readin it to Leroy too so we have a copy. Your son, Sweet Jr."
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"thanks Mum. here are pitchers of Leroy and the night janitor at the bus station. we call him J and he don't talk."
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[image deleted]I actually lol’d at that one. Nicely done!
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Thanks
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Congrats! 💗 your posts!
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Here pussycat, let mama duck help you!
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Congrats on the 21 million
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You're welcome
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    DEAR REDNECK SON:; I WILL WRITE THIS SLOW BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T READ FAST; WE DON'T LIVE WHERE WE DID WHEN YOU LEFT HOME; DAD READ THAT MOST ACCIDENTS HAPPEN WITHIN 20 MILES OF YOUR HOME SO WE MOVED; I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEND YOU THE NEW ADDRESS BECAUSE THE LAST PEOPLE TO LIVE HERE; TOOK THE HOUSE NUMBERS WITH THEM SO THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR ADDRESS; THIS PLACE IS REALLY NICE, IT EVEN HAS A WASHING MACHINE. NOT SURE ABOUT IT THO'; I PUT A LOAD OF CLOTHES IN, PULLED THE CHAIN AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN THEM SINCE; THE WEATHER ISN'T BAD HERE IT ONLY RAINED TWICE LAST WEEK; THE FIRST TIME FOR THREE DAYS AND THE SECOND TIME FOR ABOUT 4 DAYS; ABOUT THAT COAT YOU WANTED ME TO SEND...YOUR UNCLE BILLY BOB SAID THAT IT WOULD BE; TOO HEAVY TO SEND WITH THE BUTTONS ON SO WE CUT THEM OFF AND PUT THEM IN THE POCKETS; BUBBA LOCKED HIS KEYS IN THE CAR YESTERDAY. WE WERE REALLY WORRIED; BECAUSE IT TOOK HIM 2 HOURS TO GET ME AND YOUR FATHER OUT; YOUR SISTER HAD A BABY THIS MORNING BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND OUT; WHAT IT IS YET SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AND AUNT OR AN UNCLE; UNCLE BOBBY RAY FELL INTO A VAT OF WHISKEY LAST WEEK; SOME MEN TRIED TO PULL HIM OUT BUT HE FOUGHT THEM OFF AND DROWNED; WE HAD HIM CREMATED...HE BURNED FOR 3 DAYS; 3 OF YOUR FRIENDS WENT OFF A BRIDGE IN A PICKUP TRUCK... BUTCH WAS DRIVING. HE ROLLED DOWN THE WINDOW AND SWAM TO SAFETY; YOUR OTHER 2 FRIENDS WERE IN THE BACK AND THEY DROWNED BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GET THE TAILGATE DOWN; THERE ISN'T MUCH MORE NEWS AT THIS TIME. NOTHING MUCH OUT OF THE NORMAL HAS HAPPENED; YOUR FAVORITE AUNT....MOM
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