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8 ups, 9m,
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Shut Up And Take My Money Fry Meme | SAVE MONEY WHILE YOU CAN | image tagged in memes,shut up and take my money fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Because later YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD. There are not large enough capital letters for this one. You will need to have a good savings. I do not mean investments, I mean money you can have at your disposal if something terrible happens.

Next, If you are dating someone that remotely treats you in any undesirable way DON'T MARRY THEM. They will not change except to get worse and you will find your self miserable or divorcing.
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4 ups, 9m,
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Sounds like sage advice
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7 ups, 9m,
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Speaking from my own mistakes, and on advice I was given and did not follow because I was young, stupid, and knew everything already. LOL
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4 ups, 9m
Ok
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7 ups, 9m,
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Find a classy girl before it's too late or all you'll be surrounded by are roasties in their 20's that have had 754 tinder dates. Just because we are blessed with classy ladies in the think tank doesn't mean it's common.

Also, don't let rejection get you down. Try finding a cutie with bad acne. She'll have a low self esteem and eventually the acne will clear.

If you need more education to do what you want for a living, DO IT! I know 4 years seems like an eternity to you but soon enough that flies by. Invest in your future. I have a feeling it's going to be tough for your generation with all the automaton coming.

Stay away from drugs. It's not just that they can make you feel good, it's about not feeling 'normal' when you're sober. Even pot. Especially before your brain fully develops in your 20's.

Happy 17th.
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5 ups, 9m
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5 ups, 9m,
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Facepalm
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6 ups, 9m,
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:P
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6 ups, 9m,
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Jerk ;)
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3 ups, 9m
No, you are of the 5% of teachers that I'd trust. Most I'd give the Vlad Tempeş treatment :)
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3 ups, 9m,
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Syd you are the man
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2 ups, 9m,
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2 ups, 9m
Youse
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7 ups, 9m,
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You have to be honest with yourself. If you can’t, how do you expect anyone else to? And yes, start saving now as Nixie said. Credit cards are like crack of the financial world. I have two. One is my personal card for emergencies only. I do not carry a balance. The other is my company card. Only used when traveling for the company.

So what does saving get you? Well I own a home with 13 acres of land, two new cars (we pay one car loan at a time and pay it off early, then it’s time for the next one), a boat, and still have several thousand in the bank that grows each week.

Also look for someone that you enjoy being with. Sex ends, looks fade, but I never have grown tired of being with my wife.
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4 ups, 9m,
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I hate credit cards. People are too irresponsible to pay it off
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5 ups, 9m,
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Why I never used credit cards... ever.
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4 ups, 9m,
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Don't! There's a really good cartoon documentary on it called the American dream
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4 ups, 9m,
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It just seems like most people aren't managing their finance properly.
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3 ups, 9m,
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But yeah I highly recomee that cartoon. Liste I gotta go for the night since I'm getting up early
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3 ups, 9m
Okay, good night.
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1 up, 9m,
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I watched the documentary you mentioned last night, it was great :)
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1 up, 9m,
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(Shakes fist) credit cards!!!
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1 up, 9m,
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I thought you said you hated credit cards.
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1 up, 9m,
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With some .22
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And with bills they are due
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1 up, 9m,
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And intrest
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The Debt Family (wow that was great)
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1 up, 9m,
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We where still doing the song?
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maybe, let's continue
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1 up, 9m,
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I do hate them
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The credit card's cousin, "debt", is even worse
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1 up, 9m,
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Gonna repo your house your dog your car and your mouse
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And now you have no house, The Debt Family
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1 up, 9m,
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And no car
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Or dog, or mouse, The Debt Family
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1 up, 9m,
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But who really own a pet mouse?
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I would completely understand that if it's a domesticated mouse
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1 up, 9m,
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Like Tom and jerry
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Exactly. Speaking of Tom and Jerry, it's one of my favorite cartoons.
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1 up, 9m,
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Meh bugs and daffy are better
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What's up doc?
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I wonder what would happen if the two cartoons crossover?
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1 up, 9m,
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1 up, 9m
Then suddenly, Bugs saw Tom and Jerry,
Bugs: Meh, What's up doc?
(let's make Tom and Jerry speak for once)
Tom: Excuse me, but how did we get here?
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1 up, 9m,
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And fudd shoots em all
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Did the bullet hit them?
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1 up, 9m,
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Yes but it's a 50s cartoon so they're alive
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Bugs: Look Fudd, what did we ever do to you?! Have you even think about that?!!
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*for some odd reason, Fudd died for thinking too much and long*
1 up, 9m
Oh, you're going to bed now, well so do I. Good night!!!
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1 up, 9m,
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And it's cousin credit card debt
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The Debt Family (get it? a parody of The Addams Family)
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1 up, 9m,
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Our owners are kooky stupid and spend too much moone
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And now we're after their ass, The Debt Family
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