This would be a reason I would want to go...LOL

"president" lol!

Let's hope not, or it'll be a mass government-assisted suicide

Hold on. Is that your actual truck? (the above picture)

Nope...just a picture I found

Ah. I have a truck like that, except it's a Dodge.

If you make it in and out

Hahaha ahahah

I’m coming back on this

What is it with all this area 51 crap.

Distraction theater. Given the fact that the generation who are going to "storm Area 51" are some of the dumbest, laziest animals ever to have been indoctrinated on the earth, i have some questions.

1. How are you going to get there? You're 23, don't have a drivers license or a car. Is your mom going to drop you off with a hot pocket and a smile?

2. You have no money - how does THAT work?

3. Your have a gender studies degree, not a krav maga certificate. How much of a fight CAN you put up against armed soldiers?

It's going to be four guys with camo boonie hats shaking their fists at a "authorized deadly force" sign.

IGNORE IT.