Broken Key

I once borrowed someone's car, while I was pulling it out of the garage I heard a crash just to my left. I had forgotten to close the driver door and nearly pulled it clean off.

Hahahahaja Kevin

My teeth

Oof

Im trying to recall what i broke. My fair share of dishes.
My sister broke a ps3

Brand new car, smashed into a wall 30 thousand pound

Ooof

thought I had the car in park...I didn't. Luckily I was able to fix it.

Hahaa

But at least I fixed it and now they're burning strong

Good

The most expensive thing I broke was my ceiling fan, I was thinking " I wonder what would happen if I threw 100 of those plastic lays into the ceiling fan? " I did that and a blade fell off.

A sink. My mom was going to install one. I was playing with my elderly beagle. She ran, and I ran after her, and we bumped into the sink. It fell over. Thank God not on my beagle. She lived another 2-3 years.

Oooh snap