And this somewhere near the end.

I read it in ALMOST the right order
Except I read the last part first

I read it from top to bottom, so you are wrong

Parts of me says wtf why, how lofl
Other parts of me says ... or no comment
The rest says you read the first part, then the second part, now this part, now you feel weird

I read the very top one first. Is this what it feels like to be a ganster?

got me

*plays scatman's world

Omg thats exactly how i read it. Creeeeeepppy

Then this

The rules change when you’re scrolling down on your phone.

Damn it I read it in that exact order