we went on a cruise last year, and went to one of the comedy shows where the put 3 married couples (one elderly, one newlywed, and one 10 year anniversary type) on stage and ask them to finish each others sentences. it was a late show for adults only so the questions were pretty risque at times. when they got to the elderly couple, it was obvious after a few quetsions that they had more sex than any of the others, and the question was asked "i wish his p**is was..." and of course the man said "bigger", but the woman said "smaller" to everyone's surprise and the audience just lost it...then to top it off, she goes the TMI route and throws up her hands while everybody was laughing and says "he could already knock out an elephant with that thing!", the place went nuts! we laughed forever at that.
