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Marriage | MARRIAGE IS FROM GOD; AND SHOULD BE BETWEEN ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN | image tagged in marriage | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 5y,
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or Utah lol
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2 ups, 5y
;)
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5 ups, 5y,
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Why does the ten commandments say thou shall not commit adultry
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2 ups, 5y
Because it f**ked with inheritance rights in a desert nomadic society.

Still don't see what you're getting at.
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4 ups, 5y,
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Honestly it never He never supported that. He was against it. But those men had repeat hearts
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They had what now?
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IN THA RAPEATED HAHRT!

Just about to burst

There's a quest for ansahs - an ahnquenchable THUUUUUURSST...
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3 ups, 5y
It's my favorite karaoke number on July 4th
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Deflection again, Damn you're a weak liberal.
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You'll ignore my answer and limp on to another Meme to embarrass yourself again, But I'll show you how pathetic you are... Again.
The Bible says... Deut 17:17 states that the king shall not have many wives or horses, or accumulate large amounts of silver and gold.[5] The king's behavior is condemned by the prophet Samuel in 1.
Men have free will to chose to obey Gods law. The people you are citing were fake followers, Just like you're faking being intelligent.

There are only 3 fake religions that still practice polygamy. The fake Church of LDS (Mormons). Islam, And it's pedophile genocidal fake prophet.. Your favorite Religion, You go out of your way to defend, And cults like Scientology, The Branch Davidians That Clinton and Reno murdered, And other brainwashing cults.
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So, the LDS church does not practice polygamy but there is a polygamist church that copies our teachings and looks just like the LDS church but is not.
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The Church of LDS has a long history of polygamy. I used your Church as a semi-modern day example.
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Oh i missed it it sounded like he was calling the Lds church all fake
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How retarded are you? You're babbling about a topic that has nothing to do with the Meme to deflect. How the hell do you know how David, Gideon, And Jacob were judged by God? Was your retarded ass there when God judged them?

You're destroying your own idiotic argument by saying David, Gideon, And Jacob weren't criticized. Criticized by who? You're doing a great job criticizing them to deflect from a Meme about marriage between a man and a woman....That is written in the Bible.

You're a liar. Islam us your favorite, You'll lie,Spin and deflect to defend Islam, And you'll go out of your way to criticize Christianity, The Bible and God.
Your idiot comments on this Meme prove it.
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Well....not according ti the bible
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Why should the Bible dictate what people can and can't do with their own lives? The origins of marriage predate Christianity. Not everyone follows the teachings of the Bible nor should they be forced to. If it is the right of a heterosexual couple to get married then a homosexual couple should be awarded that same right.
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Well..the bible mandates everything or else. And also the Bible is very old
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Not as old as marriage which predates the Bible by thousands of years. The Bible mandates everything or else? No one is obligated to follow the teachings of the Bible and as I said nor should they be.
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Well yes. But you do face the wrath of God
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God may or may not exist. People may or may not be punished for doing the things that the Bible prohibits. Ultimately we make our own decisions about what is right or wrong. If people of the same sex want to get married then why prevent them? God gave us free will did he not? If such a marriage offends him then I suppose they will be punished as he sees fit.
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The bible is older. Or.some parts
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"durr. it's old so its right. durrrrr"
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So. I have a question.

God told Moses directly 10 Most Important Things. On the list of 10 Most Important Things being gay doesn't come up but murder for sure comes up. So, based on that scale murder is waaaaay worse than having sex with someone who has the same bits as you do.

Leviticus (the book of rules from the Levites, the tribe/caste of priests from the ancient Israelis) says that if you kill someone, you too need to be killed.

It also says don't wear cotton blend shirts. Don't eat shellfish. Don't get tattoos. Don't do incest. Don't sleep with your neighbors wife. Don't be gay.

Murder and Don't Sleep With Your Neighbor's Wife come up twice (on the 10 Most Important Things and Leviticus Standards & Rules). I mean, on the scale of things, the murder and neighbor-sexing seem way more important than don't be gay.

So, if it's against the rules to be gay and that means you can't be married- why is it okay for murderers and men who sleep with their neighbor's wives to get married?

Along with the people who wear cotton blends, eat shellfish, or get tattoos?

Interesting historical sidenote: the phrasing of the don't be gay rule in Leviticus is phrased to be speaking to men. It says nothing about women having sex with women. Which means, even back in ancient days, chicks having sex with chicks was hot.
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Ok number one some of that was modesty and safety and not to beike the pagans.
As for adulters it says they should be stoned
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Well.. im mean teh will be dammed
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Well were are not bound ti the old covenant
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Well, if you're not bound by the old testiment then why do Christians use it to condemn gay people and claim they're not allowed to get married?

Why cherry pick that specific rule but leave the ones about shellfish and tattoos behind? If we apply the Occam's Razor rule about applying the least amount of speculation it seems they pick that rule in order to discriminate against people who are gay.

they're doing it because they're bigots.
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Because its a guidebook
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I agree 100%
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0 ups, 5y
Or in the case of the president, between one man and one woman until the man decides to cheat with another woman
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