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Well... if you could find me evidence of, not just a manuscriptv that contradicted today's bible version that hasn't to do with punctuations, but a series of literary contradictions from the very oldest, revisions inbetween, and the final copies, then I'll believe you.

As of now, and with due respect, I don't think you know what you're talking about.
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here it comes....it seems YOU have no idea what you are talking about.
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"jonah was swallowed by a whale or a fish?"...???.
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is it "religion"...or "dogma"?
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on "seeing god"...what happened there?
“… I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.” — Genesis 32:30

“No man hath seen God at any time…”– John 1:18
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so, one incestious family fgave rise to all the humans on earth....TWICE? (after the flood what happened?).
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Jesus wasn't born on Dec 25th,they moved it because it's a Pegan holiday
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show me in the bible where...Eve tempts Adam with an apple....("fruit of the tree" doesn't count)
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12 commandments or 613 commandments?....(better answer right on this one)
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old or new testament?....before or after King James.
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and then god told Abraham..."Dude, i totally f**ked up when i made "the p**is" and i'm going to need you start cutting some of it off.....at birth".
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and then god said to Abraham..."Dude, sorry...i f**ked up again making the "immune system" and i'm going to need you inject toxins into you and the children".
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what happened to "Temptation" again?
“Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man.” — James 1:13
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more on "temptation" here GE 22:1-12, DT 8:2 God tempts (tests) Abraham and Moses.
JG 2:22 God himself says that he does test (tempt).
1CO 10:13 Paul says that God controls the extent of our temptations.
JA 1:13 God tests (tempts) no one.

“And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham…” — Genesis 22:1
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"Genesis Contradictions" here:
GE 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light and darkness.
GE 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't created until the fourth day.

GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.
GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.

GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.
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Mathew 10:34... "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send [or bring] peace, but a sword.".....that sound like a "peaceful god"?.
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then there's the "60's scoop" of aboriginal natives.....then sexually abused by the priests....explain that one........is this the love of your god?.
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why did all the catholic priests leave Chile?...because of sexual abuse...in the ENTIRE country.
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i could do this all day.
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that's not the question I asked. Do you want to try again?
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