One day two men were driving discussing the spiritual future of the one of them when the car fatally crashed for both of them.
Finding themselves standing before God, the right man stepped forward and proclaims, "I am ready for judgment."
God asked, "Why do you feel you need judged?"
"Well, the man on the right explained, "God...er, You, gave man a choice ...tree...kicked out...sin...the end."
"I see," said God. Then He looked over at the man on the left, "Do you feel I need to judge you?"
"No." the man simply replied.
"Why not?" asked God.
"You know the answer already" the man on the left replied.
"Indeed I do, but the other man needs to know," God instructed.
"It is because You are All-Knowing," the man on the left replied quietly.
God looked pleasantly at the man on the left and proclaimed, "you may go in."
The man on the right was shocked.
"BUT Lord My GOD!" he exclaimed, "I have spent my entire life proving to you that I am worthy of your Grace and being able to share the Kingdom of Heaven in your Glory that I became Pope!".
I prayed, fasted, confessed, did human service, did penances, sacrificed, abstained, studied, lived and breathed to serve You!" the Pope cried. "Why did you let this atheist into Heaven when I spent so much effort of my life proving to you I am worthy?"
God smiled, "Because he is not an atheist, he just has faith in Me. So much faith that He did nothing to prove to Me what I already knew about him. He trusted me blindly. You spent so much time and effort proving to Me what I already knew about your faith...a faith I knew as I was creating you. Now go in and enjoy yourself! (and get your nose out of my butt.)
Who proves their faith in God? The fella that looks over his shoulder as he leans back, or the one that closes his eyes and just leans back and let's his catcher seal his fate?
(Of course you ignored me, Uniform Victor, or you wouldn't have kept insulting God's Intelligence.
Good luck getting past the judgment day you're demanding.)