Ahh a very good question. You probably ALL HAVE!
I am paraphrasing here because, a) the original quote was more vulgar, and, b) the original quote was too long to effectively meme.
I do believe you should always give credit, where credit is due- and as such I will....BUT NOT BEFORE A CONTEST!
Who knows who said this? You all know him. (First clue, it’s a he)
For 1000000 points—-who is he???