driving fail

buahahahaha! You get an upvote for that.

ty

There's not a man alive that hasn't tried at least once in his life to give himself a BJ, but I can't believe /any/ man is stupid enough to try it while driving. O.o

Plenty of women try too. In one way it's harder for them, with an average of 6 inches further to go, but in another way it's easier, since women are more flexible than men.

In animals' cases, it's their hygiene routine that's existed since the dawn of time.

Whatever, this story is weird either way.

What, you've never seen a dog just laying there, lazily licking his own junk for like 15 minutes straight?

Hell, even more than that, you can find videos of dogs /masturbating/ with their two front paws.

I've seen my dogs clean themselves like that, didn't think people tried it.

My point was yes, dogs will do it to clean themselves, but they sometimes also do it because it feels good.

K

he could always drown her like Kennedy did

clinton time

damn

How... why... HUH???!

exactly