Google is now one of the entities of the Party.

Actually, I had a look. It's possible, whether it be uterus transplant, transitioning, from a woman into a man or genetic intersex.
In fact, it's possible in nature for some animals.

Animals, yes. Humans... takes external engineering. But yes, men cannot have babies.

Actually, the "men can cook" part is true. The existence of barbecue grills is a damning piece of evidence of this. All the other entries, however, are bullshit.

Yeah, but most people think of this when they hear "cook." That's the only reason I left that one in there.

But that's not cooking. Cooking typically involves heat. I don't know what making cold foods like salads or sandwiches classifies as.

"Preparing".

Thank you.

I'll call it deli-ing.

That works.

EXACTLY! I’m packed with testosterone and I’m a good cook!

George Orwell is freaking awesome

Yeah, but they can't have been male at birth.

Fail my life.

Well, of course they can do men, but the others are nonsense!

Oh, wait, my dirty mind thought it was talking about sex, LEL! When I tested to see if it’s true, I found out that Google was referring to the “We Can Do It” matriarchal propaganda poster! Suffragist c**ts like Rosy the Riveter make me sick! 🤢

PREACH!

This is why I search with Bing on Microsoft Edge, and use Hotmail instead of Gmail.

Hear hear! I use Brave, myself, on a personal level.

Why not just use Duck Duck Go?

I used to use DuckDuckGo myself, until I discovered it is as biased as Google. Last year, I searched up 'FLOTUS' on DuckDuckGo, and images of Michelle Obama came up instead of Melania Trump. That is just one example of why I do not trust DuckDuckGo. After that, I switched to Startpage, which is basically DuckDuckGo but less biased and more reliable. Unfortunately, it is quite slow, and Startpage images doesn't work too well. I narrowed it down to Bing and Yahoo because they have more balanced and reliable search results, but I went with Bing in the end. I am a Microsoft person (even though Microsoft have uploaded disgusting 'gay pride' videos onto YouTube, they are still better than Google).

Microsoft is actually worse than Google because unlike Google, Microsoft supports Planned Parenthood. Same goes for Amazon and Verizon.

That's a good point. Microsoft is pretty bad. But Google is worse as a search engine, and I only really use Microsoft for Bing and Microsoft Rewards. I'm not saying Bing is a perfect search engine, but it's probably one of the best alternatives to Google. I just wish there was an unbiased tech company out there for me to use. The world of tech is too liberal.

But whenever you use Microsoft, you're supporting Planned Parenthood!

Just because I use a search engine powered by Microsoft does not mean I support Planned Parenthood. That is like saying that if you use Google, you support sexism towards cis-gendered men, racism towards caucasians and violence towards conservatives, because Google stands for those horrible things. I do not really like Microsoft, but Bing is the only good alternative to Google I have found so far. I am still looking for a better alternative to this day.

But Microsoft is also sexist against cisgender men, racist against caucasians, and violent towards the right.

True, but, as I quite clearly stated earlier: 'I do not really like Microsoft, but Bing is the only good alternative to Google I have found so far.'

Oi vey, you guys! I left in cook b/c 1) people more often than not associate women with cooking, and 2) that's what Google had at the time I made the meme. GOSH!

I understand why you left that there. I have no problem with it. I just tend associate cooking with men, FSR.

Is it actually shocking news to you that men can cook these days?

Nope. However, the only reason I included it was that it was listed with other things that you typically think of women doing. It's a matter of reprogramming the brain.

Hello?! Chef Gordon Ramsey???

Since when was there ever anything wrong with men cooking?! What if you’re single?

The issue isn't men cooking. The issue is that Google is trying to reprogram minds into role reversal. If you're a dude who cooks, dances, sews, that's great! This is what pops up when you type "men can," or at least that's what it was at the time of said meme.

Yeah, dancing is something men shouldn’t be doing, and sewing is only okay if necessary. Most cooks you see in restaurants are men. What about barbecues? The only thing men rarely cook is sweets.

*violent faceplants against desk several times.*

Mario.

You trolling me?

It feels like you're trolling me.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A MAN WHO CAN COOK. I THINK IT'S GREAT. I JUST POSTED WHAT CAME UP.

And sweets? They got that commercial with 2 football players who own a cupcake shop, and that's just recently! Dudes are bakers and candy-makers, too.

No one can cook these days, so their so lazy and decide to eat fast food for every meal.

I wouldn't feed fast food to my dog.