my brother works for UPS, told me one day he delivered a box like that to some dude's house that obviously lived alone. he asked for a signature and the guy refused it, said it wasn't his. my brother said,"well it clearly has your name on it and says quantity (1) synthetic rubber novelty on it, are you sure?" the guy just got all red and stormed off inside the house. my brother said he couldn't stop laughing the rest of the day, lol! Thanks for the compliment!
