People are just dying to get in!!!

Look it up in the Funk & Wagnells

Encyclopedia. Laugh-in, a sixties variety show used that as a punchline in some jokes.

Lol

It's retarded, is what it is. You know what I'd do instead? Have somebody put my body in a freezer and arrange for a viking's funeral. Put my stiff in a small boat, preferably makeshift, cover it in gasoline, set me adrift, set it on fire on the way out.

I hope not.

Probably depends on where you're at...

Okay, I looked into it, and it turns out they aren't, but bonfires are.

Fun Fact: Oderus Urungus was given a viking funeral when David Brockie died.

Ask them

More like the cost of the living dead

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so true i hate this

I'm just gonna be cremated and thrown in the trash, Danny Devito style.

That sounds even better.

Its*

they vote too

LOL

more alive and less brain dead than liberals i guess

Democrats, democrats, democrats! It's always about the democrats with you!