Oi, m8, I'm a Yank, and we lot are pulling for this fella on account of all the knobheads tryna fake newz Trump on the BBC. I was there you know, in '77 when the Sex Pistols invented Punk for Malcolm, passed out on a bench and no one seen me arse for days on account of the garbage strike. Built me a castle of trash bags higher than me mum's chin, that I did.
Now it's all di'ty with bloo'y wankers from Africa sticking knives in your bottom like it was a can of kippers...
*spoken in the most exaggerated movie Cockney possible*