Cats with Guns in Belfast

Thx. I was utterly shocked to be the victim of a vicious attack today, that someone I would gladly donate a kidney to, coldheartedly eviscerated me in full public view, of being a hateful commentator when all I did was call her a classy lady. Poor form! Here i was empowering someone and they went for the eyes, in a proactive fashion.

I'm shaken and stirred and all that. You think you know people.

I was knocked back and stunned for what seemed like minutes. I felt the cold bead of sweat slice down my back, so cold as to trim the meshy growth of thatchy back hairs just from the sheer cold, as my watch ticked away. Echoing in my brain, the final countdown. I'm lucky to have survived.

Somewhere off in the distance, can hear the distinct sound of a violin.

We've made up again and my emotional trama is abated. For now.

What happened?

It was on one of your memes. Just jokes tho.

Ah

I would walk 500 hundred miles and I would walk 500 more 😉

But I wasn't even sure if you'd get it or accuse me of being a perv.

https://youtu.be/4yw0bLHTOb0