REALLY SPECIAL SCIENTISTS PROCLAIM THAT OVER A MILLION SPECIES WILL GO EXTINCT AND OF COURSE IT'S ALL WHITE REPUBLICAN MEN'S FAULT. WHY DID ALL THE DODO BIRDS GO EXTINCT!?! I WAS ONE WITH THE DODO! AM I THE ONLY DODO LEFT? NOPE, YOU GOT ALL OF US! COME TO THINK OF IT, I HAVEN'T REALLY MISSED THE DODO BIRD AT ALL. PROBABLY WON'T MISS THESE WHEN THEY ARE GONE EITHER.
