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4,966 views 6 upvotes Made by KurtisRay 6 years ago in politics
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5 ups, 6y,
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Why is Earth the same size as Jupiter?
2 ups, 6y
Uranus is the same size too! Guess I can save on the lube!
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3 ups, 6y,
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0 ups, 6y,
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It is.
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2 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 6y,
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The questions that remain are less than the questions that are answered. Perhaps it relates to the arc it travels across the dome. All I know is that, as the meme states, NASA lies.
1 up, 6y
So the Earth is not rounded like any material coalescing would be, but the atmosphere is and there's a dome on top?

Basically the Earth is actually bowl shaped then?
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2 ups, 6y,
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You losers are mocked on the internet for a reason. And it's a good reason.

Hey, I have an idea. If this world is flat, then why not go to the edge of the Earth to prove it? Oh, wait. You can't? Of course you can't, you miserable loser.
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3 ups, 6y
0 ups, 6y,
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You’re the one dedicating your time into unreasonably insulting flat-earthers instead of getting a job! What makes us deserve being mocked?! So does this mean that we should also mock Muslims for their religious beliefs?! This is how the Illuminati are controlling our religions. They want us to worship the government instead of worshipping God!
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3 ups, 6y,
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https://www.popsci.com/10-ways-you-can-prove-earth-is-round
https://www.space.com/amp/38931-kids-can-prove-earth-round.html
0 ups, 6y,
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Check out Jeranism on YouTube! He has tons more flat earth evidence that I’ve only scratched the surface of!
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2 ups, 6y,
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All that "evidence" is easily debunkable rubbish.
0 ups, 6y,
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That’s what they want you to believe!
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2 ups, 6y,
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Who are "they"?
0 ups, 6y,
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Obviously the Illuminati!
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1 up, 6y,
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You still have yet to prove the the Illuminati is real.
0 ups, 6y,
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What else do you think the leaders would do? I already told you the proof; you just don’t want to listen to it!
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1 up, 6y
No, you haven't.
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2 ups, 6y,
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You can worship your God all you want. But denying basic science makes you a complete moron.

"Illuminati"? Seriously? How many layers of tin foil do you have for your hat, anyway?
0 ups, 6y,
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You’ve been conditioned conditioned to believe that everything the Illuminati say is science. It makes no sense that objects would be able to move around in space infinitely without energy, or else, space turbines could infinitely harvest energy, which defies basic Newtonian physics! The Bible also has tons of flat earth proof.
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2 ups, 6y,
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0 ups, 6y,
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It’s simple psychology that the Illuminati exist. Anyone at the power end of a power relationship exploits those who lack it. It is human nature to exploit such power. And I already have backed up all of my claims with evidence; you just chose not to accept it. If NASA is right about its claims regarding space, why isn’t there a 24/7 space livestream on its website?
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2 ups, 6y,
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Because that would cost a shitload of money, you dumbass.

The Illuminati is a myth. No one can convince me otherwise.
0 ups, 6y,
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Obviously, it’s most profitable to tax people for space exploration while simply pretending that space exists. Even if the earth is actually round, it would be much easier to fake the moon landing. It wouldn’t even cost much money to have a 24-7 space livestream!
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2 ups, 6y,
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Why would they even need to do a space livestream?
0 ups, 6y
You just like to believe that you’ve won. I already gave you the reason why NASA should be doing a 24/7 livestream!
0 ups, 6y,
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To prove how much progress NASA is making, and that nothing is being edited!
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1 up, 6y,
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0 ups, 6y
Maybe some have, but have been silenced.
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2 ups, 6y,
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The Illuminati doesn't even exist, you moron.

You clearly don't understand science. I bet you dropped out of school at 1st grade. XD

If Earth really is flat, show me a picture of Earth's edge. That should be simple, right?
1 up, 6y,
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It’s totally possible for a flat earth to exist without an edge. It might be a plane that infinitely repeats itself. Many flat-earthers also believe that Antarctica has something to do with the edge. How do you know that the Illuminati don’t exist?! If I dropped out of school in first grade, it means that I got smarter from having more time on the internet, because that’s where most of our scientific knowledge comes from! School is where children are controlled! The only motive that governments can possibly have is to control us!
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1 up, 6y,
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If the world is a plain the infinitely repeats itself, then how come the sun can go below it?

Also, if Earth were flat, then how come we can't view Mount Everest through a telescope? How come does an object going into the horizon look like it's being sucked into the ground?

The Earth is round and always was. Get over it.
0 ups, 6y,
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It’s still possible that the flat earth is slightly curved. But even without that assumption, Mount Everest is obviously blocked by many other hills. The sun setting can also be a result of the sun getting farther from us. Globetards like you also can’t seem to explain why the moon glows, nor the fact that the moon and the sun appear to be the same exact sizes. However, the Bible manages to explain this “coincidence”.
GENESIS 1:16 - “And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: He made the stars, also.”
What it means by greater and lesser is that the sun’s light is stronger, so it has nothing to do with size, and they’re both lights. This explains moonlight, which NASA can’t seem to explain. Furthermore, the stars are referred to separately from the sun, proving that the sun is not a star.
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1 up, 6y,
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Mount Everest wouldn't be blocked by many hills if Earth were flat.
The sun's just getting farther from us? That's impossible.
The moon glows because it reflects off of the sun.
The sun and moon appear to look the same size because of their distance.

Any more points you want me to debunk?
0 ups, 6y,
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Your first point was simply false. It’s basic physics that you’d be unable to see Mount Everest if it’s blocked off by hills.

The sun getting farther from us is totally possible. Again, you’ve just made a contradicting statement that wasn’t backed by any evidence.

The moon glows because it reflects light from the sun?! Nonsense! The sun’s light is blocked by the earth, with the logic that the earth is round, so how can the light possibly be absorbed?! So with that logic, whenever I turn off a light, the room should continue being lit because the floor, walls, and furniture absorb the light!

“The sun and moon appear to look the same size because of their distance” Really?! You actually believe that it’s a coincidence?! Sure, it’s totally plausible that the sun is 4 billion times farther from the earth than is the moon, yet 4 billion times larger than the moon!
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0 ups, 6y,
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That image can’t possibly explain the occurrence of a full moon.
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1 up, 6y
Yes, it does. 'Don't know why? Go do some research.
2 ups, 6y,
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Thank you! We need more flat earth memes like this one on ImgFlip! Preach! Take my upvotes!
2 ups, 6y
It's a mnemonic device to remember the order of planet... plus Pluto!
1 up, 6y
Thank you.
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2 ups, 6y,
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You really are astoundingly obtuse. Even the ancient Greeks knew the earth was spherical.

Put down the crack pipe
And pick up a science book
0 ups, 6y,
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Why don’t you just stop listening to lies made by the Illuminati?! They just want an excuse to tax us more while suppressing our religion!
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2 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 6y,
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I can prove that space inertia (objects infinitely moving around each other) cannot possibly exist because space turbines could create infinite energy from such anti-Newtonian physics. There are also pictures of the earth that look totally different from each other in terms of both continental size proportions and color.
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2 ups, 6y,
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0 ups, 6y,
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Claiming that space exists sounds like the perfect way to tax people more money while nullifying religion in favor of a satanic theocracy. And your arguments still don’t explain the distorted continental proportions on the so-called “earth photos”.
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2 ups, 6y,
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0 ups, 6y
How would I show you? Well, I guess you can just check out NASA’s website to find every “earth photo”.
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2 ups, 6y,
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Have you taken your meds today MarioTheRebel?
0 ups, 6y,
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Are you aware of how Orwellian you sound when you ask me that question for something I believe?
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2 ups, 6y,
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Are you aware of how incredibly batshit you sound when you deny basic logic?
Have they tried Electro shock thearapy yet?
0 ups, 6y,
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Do you know how retarded you sound when you resort to blind insults?!
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2 ups, 6y
Take your meds, and have a nap. Remember the government are watching you so you better be a good little boy.
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