Aladdin Genie

That would be alot of mouths to feed, I guess you could order infinite takeout with the infinite money. ;)

1. Hillary Clinton's colostomy bag rupturing in public
2. Hillary Clinton reliving Nov 8 2016 again
3. Hillary Clinton spontaneously combusting on fire,

Why not just make#3 the first and wish for 2 other things?

It's the whole icing on the cake thing.

Happy birthday; )

He's just asking for trouble. Maybe he needs to reduce it down to 1 wish

No u

First lesson in genie school is to make clear that wishing for more wishes or more genies is vorboten

There's a sub waiting for approval in the think tank.

Got it, thanks!

What if you say something like: "I wish I could just die"

Wish 1. Abortion ends.

Wish 2. Get asked out by (and one day merry) my crush

Wish 3 Go Heaven one day

1. World peace
2. End world hunger
3. Four more wishes
4. Find a cheap public cure for all the harmful diseases
5. Get me free game memberships whenever I want to
6. Bring Club Penguin back
7. Two more wishes
8. Help me control my emotions better
9. You're free to go. So like, move to Alabama or something. *Sweet Home Alabama plays in background*

Whoops, I meant
7. Four more wishes
8. Help me control my emotiona better
9. Make me a millionare
10. Help me find my true love
11. Three more wishes
12. Superpowers
13. No more traffic
14. You're free to go. So like, move to Alabama or something. *Sweet Home Alabama plays in background*

Abiding inner strength, success in personal endeavors and wisdom.

Smart choices

1) a Unified Humanity

2) End to world poverty

3)The ability to mive time at my whims

"I wish I didn't have to deal with this".. aww crap.

But be able to move objects of my choice in real time.
2) be cured of all medical conditions and never get any more in the future.
3)Make the world a free and fair one that benefits all.

Peace.

1) All student debts paid off
2) World peace
3) The ability to fly like Superman

1) Collapse of the modern civilization
2) Extermination of abrahamic religions
3) World anarchy