AN "HONEST MAN" WHO WON'T SHOW YOU HIS TAXES; THE "SMART PERSON" WHO WON'T SHOW YOU HIS GRADES OR TEST SCORES; THE "BUSINESS MAN" WHO WENT BANKRUPT 6 TIMES; THE "GOOD HUSBAND" THAT HAS CHEATED ON ALL 3 OF HIS WIVES; THE "PATRIOT" WHO DODGED THE DRAFT; THE "PHILAMTHROPIST" WHO HAD HIS CHARITY SHUT DOWN DUE TO FRAUD AND IS BANNED FROM EVER HAVING A CHARITY FOUNDATION AGAIN; THE "REPUBLICAN" WHO HAS ADDED $1 TRILLION TO THE DEFICIT.