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Happy Passover! | Happy Pesach! Pharaoh's Wrath | image tagged in marked safe from,pesach,passover,pharaoh,exodus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Third World Skeptical Kid Meme | YOU SAY PHARAOH'S WRATH BUT WASN'T IT OL' HA SHEM HIMSELF THAT THEY SAY DID THE SMITING? | image tagged in memes,third world skeptical kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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My people were in danger of Pharaoh's Wrath.
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Fair. So were a lot - according to the account anyway - of a lot of innocent Egyptian kids. Just sayin'.
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Sounds like bad things happen to those who enslave people and engage in Jew hatred.
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Which I assume you premise on the Hebrew Bible. And its adherents do a great deal to perpetuate that specific irrational fear, because it's in their selfish self-interest to do so.

You should be aware however that the vast, vast majority of the world does not accept that fear-based premise. Again, just sayin'.
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Don't give a flying f**k over the part of the word that doesn't accept us. Always love pleasing my friends, always love pissing off haters.

I hope you drown in your hatred and envy of my people and our supporters.
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Don't have any hatred. But clearly you do. You're far more likely to drown than I am.

And narcissism doesn't make the drowning taste any better, it's not your friend either.

But thanks for the earlier clarification anyway.
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Oh, and on the original point, any reasonable person would have inferred that "Marked Safe" was a reference to the lamb's blood. But that was in fact not a protection against the pharaoh, but against - as I pointed out - the deity.

So even if you accepted the biblical account - and most scholars and scientists now agree there actually is no evidence for the traditional exodus in the abundant Egyptian historical records, even if you correct the implausible numbers downward - the wrath and smiting of innocents was still at the hand of the deity instead.

Here's from the Wikipedia article on the exodus: "Scholars are broadly agreed that the Exodus story was composed in the 5th century BCE.[5] The traditions behind it can be traced in the writings of the 8th-century BCE prophets,[6][7] but it has no historical basis.[8] Instead, archaeology suggests a native Canaanite origin for ancient Israel.[9]"

If I have any "envy," it's in any case not of your intellectual failure to grasp the meaning of a simple critique of your meme idea.
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If you're citing a wiki article to make a statement about a discussion topic, any intellectual failure is yours alone. It is a direct indication of not knowing anything about a subject and clicking the first and only link.

If you want to know what concepts are celebrated at Pesach, I suggest you read a Haggadah. See what is actually being said and done at the Passover table and what lessons Jews are supposed to learn from the story of Exodus.

Or you can continue to be a tsedreyt shoyte, looking up wiki articles and pretending you have enough information to discuss a subject.
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