This is the guy whose staff denied the report that he was going to dump the Mexicans he was supposed to round up and send back to Mexico in his first two months in sanctuary cities now then they said he was gonna but talked him out of it and then he Tweeted he was gonna? That's three tiers of pretty lousy verbal acumen.
Why can't he just make me happy and appoint Gary Busey and Stephen Baldwin already for some worthwhile positions so we can kick back and chuckle at the dumbnamic trio again? Bring in Meat Loaf in some lower rung post so he can cause a riot on occasion, and wedge Lou Ferigno somewhere in there because all us fans from back in the day aren't through barfing at his green poo.
Trump is, was, and always has been - DECADES before the Apprentice - an unintentional clown.
I grew up exposed to him since the 70s, and we all laughed at his Cental Park 5 full page ad and Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous appearance and the cringe set up of the popcorn spill on SNL.
Having a fine appreciation of the genius of ridiculoulsy 'stupid' humor (SCTV is the funniest show I've ever seen, miles above the smug original cast of SNL and the pretentious Monty Python) and ornery assholes (as I aspire to be), I assure you, I would have known his buffoonery to be faked long ago and would be THE biggest fan of him you've ever seen if that was truly the case.
Sometimes a banana really is only a guy in a suit sprayed two shades too dark.