Don't have a meme for this, but can relate. Worked retail more years than I would have liked. Customer had replacement warranty on Microwave. If it break, we order new one at no charge to customer (noting it will take 2-3 business days for new unit):
Me: I understand that you want your microwave tonight. I was able to get w/ vendor and new unit will be here tomorrow morning.
Customer: What kind of operation is this?!? You mean I have no microwave tonight?
Me: I'm sorry, but best we can do is get one shipped for tomorrow. We have none in stock here, or other stores. It's a popular item. I'll have it ready for pickup when store opens.
Customer: What am I supposed to do tonight?
Me: Use the stove?
(yeah, that set him off and he ran out of store yelling)