I HAVE HERE A REPORT THAT COMPLETELY EXONERATES ME FROM ALL THE CRIMES THAT I DID. NO, YOU CAN'T READ IT. I ALSO HAVE HERE A LETTER WRITTEN BY THE GUY I HIRED BECAUSE HE SAID I COULDN'T DO CRIMES BECAUSE I FIRED THE OTHER GUY BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T COVER UP THE CRIMES. THAT LETTER SAYS THE REPORT SAYS I DIDN'T DO CRIMES. YOU CAN READ THAT
