THE FEELINGS OF STRAIGHT, WHITE MALES ARE, IN FACT, THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD TO HURT. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS IMPLY THAT BEING ANY ONE OF THOSE THINGS: STRAIGHT, WHITE, OR MALE IS NOT THE VERY BEST THING IN THE WORLD THAT A HUMAN CAN BE, AND FIVE OF THEM WILL HAVE STARTED ON THEIR "OH YEAH???" REPLY BEFORE I FINISH THIS SENTENCE.