Philosoraptor

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UMMMM....is that an insult?

Could have been clearer. I meant to say all your dreams are about your mother. Because it's something along the lines of what Freud professed. So putting 2 and 2 together it made a funny analogy.
But that was to make light of the situation. I'm of the school that most dreams are about your fears and desires. On a serious note I had a dream last night of one of my cats being seriously injured and there was no way we were going to get to the vet in time to save her. Instead of drawing some metaphor out of it I suppose it's my fear of my kitty suffering and dying. So today I held her a little longer than usual because I know time is fleeting.

Awwwww or when a family member does in your dream

Totally read that in a Sean Connery voice.. I know that's not Connery but still... that was golden. 😂😂😂

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Mah voish alwaves worxsh! 😂😂😂😂

Lol. I'm sure it's just a typo.

No I actually had a dream where I was eating a girl out

You were eating a girl?

Eating her va**na or licking it

Yuck. Sorry, not into these modern terms. I wouldn't give it a second thought. Dreams are for the most part stupid and meaningless.

Sometimes they have meaning, but during rem sleep your Celebral cortex is shut down so planning and logic don't happen during dreams

Exactly

Although it is very interesting and pelicular

Actually I got 2 licks in and I knew she liked it because she jumped around but another guy suddenly appeared in the dream and sort of pushed me over

Lol :)

Cucked in your dreams lol

And that's all I remember from that dream

I think that it may mean that you're horny.

True tact could be it

Maybe it means one day your crush will like you?

Thing is I don't rennet seeing a face

I don't remember all I do know is that she liked it

Then you did good, sir... or madam.

It's sir and I got 2 licks in before a guy came in and said my turn.

LMAO!!! Was it the tootsie pop owl? He knows damn well it takes more than 2 licks... mofo

No. Another human being.

Jesus! How old are you?? Do you not get that reference??

I'm 16. "Mr owl , how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?""let's see. One ...two...three... Crucnch! "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know."

Well, played. 😂 *You googled it* 😉

Ha-ha very funny

No. That commercial used to be on Disney XD everyone in a while (Disney XD is an actaul channel)

Gotcha, good sir

What do you mean ya got me good

I mean that I understand, sir. Pay attention to punctuation and commas! Periods aren't just for girls..

You're killing me, Smalls!!!

I haven't got any

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That was a joke about feminine hygiene

You're probably just hungry, go eat something like a grilled cheese sandwich.

wait...

I actually love grilled cheese

Well, thank you!
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No I actually like eating those sandwiches

I know, I'm just trying to make it funny. And random fun fact: I kinda suck at making grilled cheeses... well, it's actually just because I need a specific cheese brand, I'm actually quite good at making them

Just how the mafia works

Cheese mafia