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Better have that cell phone with you at all times. | ALEXA, I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK! CALL 911! PLAYING "AMBULANCE" BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE PLAYING "HEART ATTACK" BY DEMI LOVATO NO, YOU STUPID  | image tagged in alexa,911,emergency | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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16 ups, 7m
Amazon Echo | SAY, "ALEXA, WHAT CAN YOU DO?" TO SEE THE FULL ARRAY OF HELPFUL FEATURES | image tagged in amazon echo | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol!
Upvote for you :-)
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16 ups, 7m
"Alexa, play anything by Justin Bieber!"

"Calling ambulance now."
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12 ups, 7m,
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Death | DON’T FEAR THE REAPER BLUE OYSTER CULT | image tagged in death | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups, 7m
*Desire for more cowbell intensifies*
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11 ups, 7m
Alexa | CUSTOMER DEAD, CREDIT CARDS MAXED OUT PER PROTOCOL TELL BEZOS I'M READY FOR MY NEXT ASSIGNMENT | image tagged in alexa | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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9 ups, 7m
NOT IN PARTICULAR | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
we dont like alexa.
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9 ups, 7m
Alexa | ALEXA I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE PLAYING "I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE" BY THE WEEKND | image tagged in alexa | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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8 ups, 7m,
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8 ups, 7m
I try to create original as much as I can. Thanks.
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9 ups, 7m,
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Hey Alexa, who is Dylan Wenzlau?

"He is the founder and creator of imgflip. The best meme and animated gif generators on the planet."

Hey Alexa, tell me more about him.

"He directly managed the Semantics Engineering Team (search, question answering, knowledge graph) and was a lead architect of the Graphiq knowledge platform."

Hey Alexa, what's Graphiq?

"Graphiq was acquired by Amazon's Alexa group to assist with question answering."

Hey Alexa, who owns you?

"I am a product of Amazon"

Hey Alexa, who owns Amazon?

"Jeff Bezos"

Hey Alexa, how did Jeff Bezos get rich?

"Jeff Bezos received a 600 million dollar contract from InQTell and invested 250 million of that money into purchasing the Washington Post."

Alexa, what is InQTel?

"I'm sorry, I cannot answer that question."
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"In-Q-Tel (IQT), formerly Peleus and known as In-Q-It, is an American not-for-profit venture capital firm based in Arlington, Virginia. It invests in high-tech companies for the sole purpose of keeping the Central Intelligence Agency, and other intelligence agencies, equipped with the latest in information technology in support of United States intelligence capability"
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2 ups, 7m,
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That might break them... or just go so far past them that they remain oblivious...

DARPA: project LifeLog >> CIA.
The objective of the LifeLog concept was "to be able to trace the 'threads' of an individual's life in terms of events, states, and relationships", and it has the ability to "take in all of a subject's experience, from phone numbers dialed and e-mail messages viewed to every breath taken, step made and place gone".
Project discontinued January 2004.

Facebook launched February 2004.
Zuckerberg >> InQTell
https://dailyreckoning.com/revealed-facebooks-cia-connections/
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3 ups, 7m,
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2 ups, 7m
Oh wow! FB being a CIA project is finally going mainstream! Just checked the boards...
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7 ups, 7m,
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gOOd ThINg i hAve A GoOgLE mInI
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8 ups, 7m,
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6 ups, 7m,
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4 ups, 7m
I know. lol
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6 ups, 7m,
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Lol jk :D
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6 ups, 7m,
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6 ups, 7m
That's hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.
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5 ups, 7m,
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6 ups, 7m
Have you heard the news that I'm dead. After reading this post
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5 ups, 7m,
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i take a lot of time and effort into my memes but that doesnt mean you need to look at google translate to know what i said in my meme
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3 ups, 7m
To submit a meme, it needs to be English only!
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4 ups, 7m
So relatable lol
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4 ups, 7m
LOLZ
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4 ups, 7m
LOL!
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2 ups, 7m
Artificial stupidity at its finest!
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2 ups, 7m,
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I tried so damn hard not to laugh, but THE LAST ONE GOT ME!
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1 up, 7m
"Alexa, call mommy."

"Playing 'Weak' by AJR"
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2 ups, 7m
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2 ups, 7m,
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It was flawless until the final song choice.
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2 ups, 7m
Can't win them all.
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1 up, 7m
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1 up, 7m,
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I would gladly die listening to My Chemical Romance.
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1 up, 7m,
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1 up, 7m
How would it be bad. Not like I'm suicidal or anything. *sweatdrop*
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1 up, 7m,
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This is a good one!
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1 up, 7m
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    ALEXA, I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK! CALL 911! PLAYING "HEART ATTACK" BY DEMI LOVATO; NO, YOU STUPID MACHINE! MY HEART HURTS! PLAYING "LOVE HURTS" BY NAZARETH; NO! I NEED AN AMBULANCE! PLAYING "AMBULANCE" BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE; ALEXA, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! PLAYING "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD" BY R.E.M.
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