I keep getting told, my model of car is extremely easy to steal..well these thieves must be a special kind of stupid.

Lol, you never know when they'll be successful ;-)

They’ve physically broken in both times!
First time my car de mobilised and they’d busted the lock, cost me £700 ME! Because there’s no one to claim it off.
Then this yesterday, they busted the lock again but clearly couldn’t open it so just smashed their way in.

Ouch, that's a bummer for sure. You seem to have a very popular car lol ;-)

I just wish they were better car thieves!
I’d get a brand new replacement if they actually stole it and it couldn’t be recovered!
I bought a new steering wheel lock and a dash cam for extra measures now.

These thieves sound like they come from Florida ;-)
Good idea, security is no joke

I believe after speaking to police twice they may be part of an Eastern European gang. But they’re techniques and ability seem similar to Florida men lol.

I was going to say I visited a KFC today and it inspired me to make a Florida Man tourist meme :)

A first world problem shared, is a first world problem halved :)

Tough break dude.
TBH surprised none of mine have ever been taken.
I’ve always thought one of my Calibras’ would get pinched as they where old, only had factory security, and are notoriously easy to steal ... but no I just had vandalism to put up with GRRRR !

Peace.

With their supposed key relay device they can start it and drive away but failed twice ;)
Caused a load of hassle and cost money but that’s all, I’ve got much better things to live for.
I’m thinking of putting a sarcastic note in the drivers window, saying I’ve been given £500 the two times I’ve had criminal damage, as part of my insurance policy. So I’ve booked a holiday lol.
Cheers!