Maybe old uncle Ted's got "Cat Scratch Fever" between his legs these days. I have actually watched this guy turn into a complete "Froot Loop" before my very eyes over the last couple decades.
Can't believe the guy used to have brains back in the day.
Granted, my young teen self didn't fully get of his more unsavory acts (dodging Viet Nam, adopting his underage lover), but speaking-wise, he wasn't the raving loon of today.
