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I Told My Ground Hog Neighbor About What They Do To Punxsutawney Phil So She's Organizing A March!

I Told My Ground Hog Neighbor About What They Do To Punxsutawney Phil So She's Organizing A March! | WHY IS SPRING THE ONLY TIME WE TORMENT A WOODLAND CREATURE AND PRETEND WE DON'T KNOW EACH SEASON LASTS THREE MONTHS? I VOTE WE DRAG AN ALLIGATOR OUT OF A SWAMP AS PROOF THAT SUMMER IS COMING!  IF THE PEOPLE TORMENTING HIM DON'T BLEED OUT SUMMER COMES EARLY. | image tagged in punxsutawney phil dice,memes,goofy memes,lol,stupid humor,seasons | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
943 views 3 upvotes Made by LadyDeerHeart 6 years ago in fun
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1 up, 6y,
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Dude, ever heard of fishing?
1 up, 6y,
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Do we go fishing to get a message about the weather from a fish? Lilo got weather info from a fish. (you just know some old woman in an obscure village somewhere does get weather info from a fish. Lol)
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Lilo Meme | DON'T YOU DARE DISS PUDGE! | image tagged in lilo meme | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
LOL I know right? But yeah, I dunno. I personally like Phil, but it does seem like a strange tradition we Americans hold.
1 up, 6y
Once I figured out it's just a matter of whether the sun is out or not I felt bad for Phil. My Momma ground hog just came out this week. She came out and went right back in because it's still too cold. So I'm thinking Phil is just a spoiled celebrity. Lol. Where I live ... the elder ladies tell us what the winters will be by the color of the local wooly worms. Their color and the direction they're travelling. I used to laugh at that but they're usually right. There's something about persimmon seeds too. If you cut them open and it's a fork there will be a lot of snow but if it's a spoon less snow. I forget what the knife means. I've learned a lot of really weird things in my time on this planet. None of which helps in the payroll department. Lol.
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Clint Eastwood | SHE'D BE BETTER OFF ORGANIZING A LUNCH | image tagged in clint eastwood | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 6y,
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A private lunch. Momma doesn't like other ground hogs. I'm pretty sure she smirked when I told her about Phil. Lol.
1 up, 6y,
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LOL I missed the part about her being another groundhog hahaha
1 up, 6y
She's in my back back yard. Usually she's alone or with one baby but last year she had three babies. They move away within a few months though. We adore her. You can't help but giggle when her pudgy little butt runs. It's entirely too cute.
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WHY IS SPRING THE ONLY TIME WE TORMENT A WOODLAND CREATURE AND PRETEND WE DON'T KNOW EACH SEASON LASTS THREE MONTHS? I VOTE WE DRAG AN ALLIGATOR OUT OF A SWAMP AS PROOF THAT SUMMER IS COMING! IF THE PEOPLE TORMENTING HIM DON'T BLEED OUT SUMMER COMES EARLY.