Imagine if it was a scammer

The newspaper I worked at use to have a pizza place across the street. When an editor would call down to us we often answered it “Village Pizza” and they would apologize until the figured us out. Good times

I do almost exaxtly that everytime, i even use Dominos! That's some Twilight Zone shit lol

I just answer with, "I hid the body, now what?"

... I meant a dead body...

or police

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I normally answer "This is a matter of life and death and..............AAAAAAARRRGGGHHH, get away, you!"

When somebody repeatedly calls trying to sell something I'll finally answer, "Hello, County Forensics Office!" then give a bunch of b.s. menu options until they hang up (usually cursing).

I actually play the video over the phone.