There's a lot to unpack here; the mark down from $64 to $40, the several failed attempts to mark it down and the subsequent mark down to a dollar, the Made in China tag, the question as to whether the necklace is attached or included seprately, the other question of how long can i make this before you stop reading, whether i might accidentally hit the post button instead of the

I can't wait to see this movie... or eat at the restaurant; not sure which but i'm psyched!

I bet it has something to do with Orlando Jones and those damn Make 7 Up Yours shirts, i bet it does

I wonder what kind of scenario this is, The Graduate or Turkish Express? Depends on who's on the other side of the glass i guess.

...and it was then that the people of Toledo ran down to Tony Packo's factory to save it; but were crushed beneath Godzilla's giant feet