Mitch McConnell

absolutely perfect!

You're right. The innocent turtle shouldn't be made the butt of jokes because an evil scavenger like McConnell lacks a lower jaw & has spent a lifetime taking his deficits out on everyone else!
MiniApplels,yes,a snake DOES immediately come to mind!
But as a gardener,I've seen that snakes perform valuable disease control services by controlling rodent populations-so even they have redeeming qualities, while McConnell has none!
I think I have a suggestion you might enjoy;the Komodo Dragon!
These huge nasty carrion eaters have a venomous bite.
They'll eat anything,including their own young,which flee into the trees to avoid being Mommy's snack!
Komodos are NOT the protective mothers that crocodiles & alligator mamas are.

Komodos sneak into people's homes & chomp on their feet.
They carry off children & eat them alive. Even if prompt medical attention is sought the prognosis is poor,for their saliva is full of bacteria that causes septic shock & an agent that prevents the bite from healing.
Komodos will attack & eat anything;small prey is eaten alive,while large prey like water buffalo are simply given a sneaky bite & followed.
As the septic shock sets in,the victim becomes too weak to fight off the Komodo,which is always waiting to pounce.

Komodos SLOBBER like a Republican looking at taxpayers funds!
The nasty stuff hangs in sickening strings from their mouths. It would be a tough sell to try to market stuffed Komodo dragons with adoption certificates to try to save them from extinction! They just have zero cuddle factor-much like the modern Republican Party!
In fact,I have thought for a long time that the Elephant, an intelligent, self aware vegetarian species capable of empathy, & of adapting to environmental changes,is no longer a suitable mascot for the GOP;the Komodo Dragon,a vicious cannibalistic scavenger that specializes in sneak attacks is a MUCH more accurate mascot for the Grand Opportunists Party!

excellent! altho even after reading ur description the Republicans would probably take the suggestion of a Komodo Dragon mascot as a compliment!!! They would think yeah that sounds cool!!!!

we could all finally agree on something! ????????????

Komodos ARE fascinating, in the same way botflies are-in the same macabre way that horror movies are. Come to think of it,you're right to think that many Republicans would be unrepulsed- for the typical Republican would think the Komodo a wily old dragon,too smart to openly attack big prey while they can yet break bones. A little thing like cannibalism of their own young, or even eating human children wouldn't faze McConnell or Trump-they both are well versed in sinking their chompers into shrinking flesh!
To be fair,I can't In good conscience lump all Republicans into the ugly class these two come from. I do have one really ethical Republican friend who I have a great deal of respect for. He's the one who referred me the my favorite fact checking website. Some Republicans aren't anti-science,nor are they willfully blind but it takes a very brave man to admit that mistakes have been made. If only they realized that they'd be more respected,not less,for being able to face certain truths,however unpleasant they might be.

facing certain truths doesn't sound like it lines pockets or gives perks. I do agree not all Republicans r the same. and I tried to giv an up on ur comments and somehow it doesn't work but I appreciate your comments on the other graphic abt the gun violence. a multi faceted approach to an issue like that eludes most folks. take care!