Distracted girlfriend

So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
Whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh
You've got pep in your step
You live your life with no regret
How you look when you are wet
Is something I cannot forget
I just wanna kiss your lips
The ones between your hips
If I cash in all my chips on you
Then baby I'd be rich
So come on, sexy, please text me I'm ready for you
So come on, waiting, I'm begging, so please get here soon
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
Whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh,
Ooo lala, what lovely curves
Baby I get off by getting you off first
Sorry girl if this is quick
So please just take it in ass and suck my dick
So come on
Sexy, please text me
I'm ready for you
So come on
Waiting, I'm begging
So please get here soon
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
Whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh,
Guitar!
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
So why do good girls like bad guys?
(I wanna know, I need to know!)
So why do good girls like bad guys?
(So come on I gotta know, I need to know!)
So come on I gotta know
So come on tell me!
Bitch you gave me the f**king clap!

Fear. I feel nothing but fear. Crushed to the ground by one of her feet, whilst she taunts me with the other, waving her egg-like toes in my face as she bellows "Do you have a problem with Minecraft toes, Steve?"

I have a problem with Minecraft toes. "Do they offend you?" She mocks me, cackling in my horrified face, cold travels down my spine while she wiggles her 5 elliptical digits at me.

"You want some more?" I'm screaming in pain. I cannot take much more, I feel myself being dragged closer and closer to the gates of eternal nothing, all the while she is screaming at me, calls and shouts of her Minecraft toes as they methodically oscillate before my tortured eyes.

"Girls, get over here!" She calls for her accomplices. Suddenly I am swarmed by Minecraft toes, all waving in front of my face. I'm yelling for help, screaming, begging, but my weeps of sorrow are drowned out by the maniacal laughter and chanting of "Minecraft toes! Minecraft toes!" over and over again.

I'm weak. My body slumps. Everything is cold. My vision darkens. The chanting slowly fades away. The only thing left is darkness. A single tear rolls down my cheek as I whisper 'Minecraft toes', and my soul is torn from the land of the living.

Anime bitches I look at her tiddies
Then I take her home and we countin' these fifties
I come to your city
I sneak in yo chimney
I tickle her kidney
And then I watch Disney
I love me some hentai, I go on XVIDEOS
Bitch I'm Dbangz stick my dick in yo Cheerios
Bitch I'm Dbangz I might f**k my computer
I whip out my dick and then pull up on my shooter
I tickle your booty and then I get neutered
I know I'm a loser
I tickle your tumor
I find me a bitch that got no sense of humor
It's Lil Cumstain I'm the booty consumer
I take her off her shoe and then do the maneuver
And if she act tough I might whip out the luber
You know I'm with Kia
I go to IKEA
She soft like a cheetah
She from Costa Rica
Hey Lil mama come through get respected
She take off her shoe I take out my erection
I suck on her middle toe don't use protection
Kid call me Papi I teach her a lesson
I only eat ass that's a pussy oppression
You swear that she loyal your bitch in my mentions
I whip out my dick paint her face like Picasso
I suck on her toes and I'm out like El Chapo
I look at her booty hole eat it like tacos
I respect on women she better not swallow
She touch on my cockpit I put it on auto
Suck toes and eat ass that's the DBongo motto
I cuff me a Kia then write her a song
She take her shoe and I take off that thong
I whip my dick she said baby whats wrong
Girl nothing I'm boutta smash like I'm King Kong
Papi go harder I nutted a while back
Bitch I'm Dbangz I ball hard like the Wild Cats
He talking bout Troy
She whip out her toy
Cause my dick was to small for her to enjoy
I ming with the mom
Yeah Kia so bomb
I whip out my weenie or Pornhub.com
Swag, Swag, Swag