THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED:; STEP 1: GO TO THE GROCERY STORE PRODUCE SECTION; STEP 2: PLACE A LARGE CUCUMBER IN A PRODUCE BAG; STEP 3: ADD A TUBE OF KY JELLY TO THE SAME BAG AND TIE IT OFF; STEP 4: SNEAK THE BAG INTO THE CART OF AN UNSUSPECTING STRANGER; STEP 5: WATCH WHAT HAPPENS AT THE CHECKOUT LINE
