Al gore

I WAS WORTH A FEW HUNDRED THOUSAND BEFORE I LEFT OFFICE, PREACHED THAT PEOPLE SHOULD REDUCE THEIR CARBON EMISSSIONS, WHILST MY OWN FAMILY MANSION HAS THE CARBON FOOTPRINT OF 22,000 AMERICAN HOMES; THEN THEY MADE ME THE HIGH-PRIEST OF THE GLOBAL WARMING CULT AND I HAVE BEEN GETTING STINKING RICH OFF CAP-AND-TRADE CARBON RULES I PIONEERED WITH OTHER GLOBALISTS. CURRENT FORTUNE, $220,000,000 AND COUNTING