How Else Would You Caption This

Happy valentines day?

For two timers

No means no! I don't give a runny shit that this is our third date!

all i said was, these don't feel real

Good one +1

These roses clash with my skirt!

When you realize tomorrow's newspaper will say
Body found in alleyway, roses removed from rectum

a good date has moments you'll both remember ( :

How long did you have Tik Tok?

Thanks heavencanwait for inspiration.